24. Become familiar with Slightly Stoopid. Ideally, learn to love them.
People who are from here generally love them. "Collie Man" is a classic. A classic!
23. Know San Diego's place on the "bad traffic" scale
We have our moments, but it's not THAT BAD. LA, Atlanta, and Houston are all so, soooo much worse.
22. Visit the original Stone location in Escondido
It's a one-acre beer garden filled with waterfalls, trees, chairs, picnic tables, a patio (yes, it's so relaxing), and a 12,000sqft restaurant... plus the production brewery, where you can take a tour and learn all about these world-famous Arrogant Bastards. Pro tip: save room for duck tacos.
21. Stop. Quoting. Anchorman.
We're more tired of "a whale's vagina" than all of those poor, overworked whale gynecologists are.