The Bargain Hunting Fair-Goers
Mom, dad, their two children, and three of the neighbor kids have all piled into the plus-sized SUV for some "fun." They’ve got more than 1,000 ride tickets and enough Pepsi coursing through their veins to warrant a visit from the DEA. And if Dad can’t control the misfits in the backseat, you can be damn sure he’s going to control his wallet. It’s free parking or bust for this family, even if that means creeping along PCH to the dismay of everyone else.
The PB Rookies
They've never driven down Garnett Ave in their life, and now we’re all paying the price. We get it: you’re afraid you might hit one of the many people on beach cruisers, but every time you move to the left lane, you immediately scrap that plan and head back over. Here’s the deal: left lane traffic must yield before turning, so if you’re not turning or not willing to wait, stay to the right. In other words, pick a lane and stay there. Please.