7. They’re going to Burning Man... without you
There’s one thing that will burn even after they get home. And that’s their pee. (And yours if you’re not careful.)
8. They’re from anywhere that’s not California
You may be happy now, but will you still be happy in two years when they’re done with their “living out West” experiment and want to move back to Greenwich, Connecticut?
9. They’re talking about moving to Oakland
Seriously, when is the last time you enjoyed BART? Or Bay Bridge traffic? Or, uh, Oakland in general? Exactly.
10. They commute to/from the South Bay
Either you’re dating someone who’s going to be grumpy every night because they just spent an hour finding parking, or you’re dating someone who unapologetically rides a tech shuttle bus. Any way you slice it, you’re screwed. And not in the way you’re hoping.