A flashy new club in SoMa

Vegas-ing up your next SOMA grind sesh, The Grand's a new, Strip-caliber nightclub with a state-of-the-art Funktion One loudspeaker system, four fully stocked bars, two roomy floors with five separate levels of elevation, cryogenic fog, a ball made of 30000 individual LED lights, and cyber lasers, aka the wet dream of American Gladiator fans who hang out in creepy AOL chatrooms.