Aw, it’s so cute that y’all try to make wine. No seriously, we love wine. Bring us some, please.
Um, your hometown is only called Manteca because the railroad misspelled "Monteca" and you were too... lazy?... cheap?... both?... to get it fixed.
Great wine, even better beer, friendly locals, and The Pot. You're A-OK, Mendocino.
Everyone assumes you’re rich, but sorry! Menlo Park isn’t Atherton. Sucks for you.
You have the largest percentage of residents employed in the computer and electronics industry, aka you don’t expect to get laid when you go home for Thanksgiving.
One of the top car theft cities in the United States, home of murderer Scott Peterson, AND nearly 10,000 gang members? Well done, Modesto. Well done.