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5 haunted houses guaranteed to give you nightmares

Published On 10/23/2013 Published On 10/23/2013
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Haunted House of Horrors | Donovan Friedman

Anyone from SF who has ever had to escort out-of-town relatives to Fisherman's Wharf probably thought they had already experienced the greatest nightmare the Bay Area has to offer, but that's just because they haven't been to these scream-inducing, pant-soiling haunted houses.

Courtesy Winchester Mystery House, LLC. Photograph by David Swann

Winchester Mystery House
Where to find it: San Jose
Why it will give you nightmares: The scariest thing about this place is that it's not a staged haunted house production. Take a flashlight tour through the mansion built like a crazy maze by the Widow Winchester to help her avoid what she thought were the murderous ghosts killed by the rifles her late husband had manufactured... which is completely insane, right? Right?? Guys???

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Mayhem Manor
Where to find it: Cow Hollow
Why it will give you nightmares: Set in the only intact Victorian-era home that's a functioning museum, Mayhem Manor's their first-ever foray into the haunted house game, complete with extra scares for people in costume (so break out your sexy cat), and beer/wine for purchase to ease your rapidly beating heart.

Haunted House of Horrors | Donovan Friedman

Haunted House of Horrors
Where to find it: SOMA
Why it will give you nightmares: With empty vaults and that one dark back alley area, this place is creepy even when it's trying not to be, so you know this interactive experience, which puts you as the star of a horror movie, is gonna be amazingly terrifying. Just try not to sleep with Neve Campbell and you should make it through okay.

The Dead

The Dead
Where to find it: The Mission
Why it will give you nightmares: Staged in a warehouse, this event puts you at the ground zero of a zombie-virus outbreak, but with a lot more genuine terror and fewer dryly clever British quips than Sean of the Dead.

Fear Overload Scream Park

Fear Overload
Where to find it: Oakland
Why it will give you nightmares: This giant horror labyrinth contains two haunted houses: The Abusement Park (that pun is only the START of the horror), and Ward 9, a psych ward for the criminally insane, complete with a power outage and a psychotic, doctor-murdering female inmate. Anyone else just pee a little?

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1. Winchester Mystery House 525 S Winchester Blvd, San Jose, CA 95128

Rumor has it the Widow Winchester built this house like a crazy maze to avoid what she thought were the murderous ghosts killed by the rifles her late husband had manufactured. Totally normal, and totally terrifying to walk through.

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2. Haas Lilienthal House 2007 Franklin St, San Francisco, CA 94109 (Pacific Heights)

This Victorian-era home and functioning museum sits atop beautiful Pac Heights.

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3. The Old San Francisco Mint 88 5th St, San Francisco, CA 94103 (Soma)

This landmark is historical enough to warrant a visit -- in it's immediate past, it's hosted a bunch of rockstars in the '60s and '70s, and now hosts many food/cultural events for the city.

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4. The Dead 3359 Cesar Chavez Street, San Francisco, CA 94107 (The Mission)

This faux zombie-outbreak is staged in a warehouse in The Mission, which is scary enough in and of itself.

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5. Fear Overload 15555 East 14th Street, San Leandro, CA 94578 (Oakland)

This horrific labyrinth contains two haunted houses -- one of which is called an "Abusement Park"... soo uh, we'll meet you outside...

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