So, it turns out that San Francisco has a bunch of totally silly laws that lawmakers either don't know about, or don't care about. Like, for instance, you can't walk an elephant down Market St unless it's on a leash. And it's illegal to pick up and throw used confetti into the air (DON'T YOU DARE), or clean your spittoon on the street.
There are literally dozens of these in SF's and California's law books, enough that you could totally pair them with your favorite petty infractions and, for fun, see how many you could in an hour. So... we did exactly that.