Bad news kids: just because you live in SF doesn’t make you a San Franciscan. Unlike New York, you don’t have to live in the 7x7 for a decade before you can "apply for citizenship", but you do have to be a few specific things -- namely: NOT LA. Not that there's anything wrong with LA (lie), we just like our residents less... what’s the word for it? Oh right: plastic.
So are you more SF or LA? This super-scientific quiz will tell you once and for all. We hope the answer is one you can live with.