7. Use thine phone or camera to take photos, NOT your iPad
8. Order a craft beer at Monk's Kettle, Toronado, Mikkeller, City Beer Store, Pi Bar, Magnolia Brewpub, and La Trappe Cafe
9. Call-eth the cable car a "cable car"
10. Stay on my couch for two nights, and ONLY two nights
11. Shop at local businesses, because all those chains thou were planning to go to? News flash: they're on this thing called the Internet.
12. Call it San Francisco, The City, or SF, but never San Fran