20. Marina bros
We’d say at least they like to party, but you stopped drinking Coors Light weeks... err... years, yeah, years ago. At least in public, anyway.
21. The dude who bangs on the wall/ceiling when you’re being loud
And, thus, inspires you to be even louder.
22. The miserable, crying baby
You’ll know the parents, because they’ll look completely exhausted and be too mortified to make eye contact.
23. The building manager
“Sorry, this mailbox is full. You cannot leave a message at this time.” Click.
Daisy Barringer is a freelance writer who grew up in San Francisco and believes watching baseball is the best way to kill time until football season starts. Follow her on Twitter.