14. Your car is a Tesla
And you park it like this.
15. You still pop your collar
While wearing cargo shorts and flip-flops and walking to brunch at The Tipsy Pig.
16. You moved to SF and are living in SF...
... but are raising your kid to be a fan of whatever your stupid hometown team is.
17. You're a Republican
Seriously, WHY DO YOU LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO?
18. You deduct the Healthy SF restaurant fee from the tip
19. You're a native who has to tell everyone that you're a native
And doesn't care about the opinions of anyone who wasn't born at a hospital inside the 7x7.
21. You go to funding parties