9. The wet blanket who can't stay up 'til midnight
Sorry *yawn* guys, I just *yawn* never really go out *yawn* anymore, I've got to do *yawn* work for my *yawn* startup *yawn* tomorrow *yawn* morning. *yawn*.
10. The engineer that can't hold their alcohol
GuysguysGUYS!!!!! Why is no one dancing?!?!?!?!?
11. That one hot girl who you're following around all night but can't catch up to
Sorry Mario, your Princess is in another party.
12. That infinitely cooler guy who keeps sending you Snapchats of his infinitely cooler party
Wait, you're at a secret warehouse party in Oakland? What the f--is that Mayor Lee?! And Joe Montana?!?!?
13. That person who won't stop complaining about everyone else
God, those people are the worst, right?