DON'T: Wear them to the Embarcadero Pillow Fight. Or if you do, at least avoid the guy with the pillowcase full of rocks.
DO: Wear them when you're getting a tour of Kink's armory.
DON'T: Wear them to Molotov's and then get "assaulted and robbed" by people at the bar who aren't super excited about you wearing $1,500 nerd eyewear at a Lower Haight punk bar.
Joe Starkey is San Francisco's Thrillist Editor and loves drinking with the dogs at Molotov's. Follow him on Twitter.