11) The guy whose parked Nissan Pathfinder is "barely" sticking out in front of your driveway and "It'll be fine, bro."
That's not 'barely', and no, it won't, bro.
12) The two dudes who are sitting at the 10-PERSON booth in the back of The Tipsy Pig
Don't you guys have a Crissy Field frisbee tournament to get to, or something?
13) Those people not from the Marina who walk around and judge everyone who lives here
Ugh, those people are the worst, right?
Joe Starkey is Thrillist's San Francisco Editor and will see you at Tipsy for brunch, bro. Follow him on Twitter.