And the SF Neighborhood Tournament winner is...

Joe Starkey

16 'hoods entered the San Francisco Neighborhood Tournament, but only one exited victorious, and -- by one goddamn vote -- that victor is The Mission, which scraped by Hayes Valley in the closest vote of a week filled with close ones.

Do a victory lap on your fixie, grab some Philz, and eat a burrito the size of a small child in celebration.

Joe Starkey is Thrillist's San Francisco Editor, and will be over here in the corner pouring one out for the Haight. Follow him on Twitter @starkey_joe.