6. Stop saying Bi-Rite is overpriced and not even really a grocery store, while continuing to shop at Whole Foods
They’re pretty much the same thing, except Whole Foods is a massive corporation owned by a libertarian who once penned an op-ed column in The Wall Street Journal opposing healthcare reform, later likening Obamacare to fascism. That’s, like, five things San Franciscans hate. And we love to wait in line for salted caramel ice cream at Bi-Rite -- purveyor of all things local, seasonal, organic, and self-righteous.
7. Stop throwing an empty pizza box in the blue recycling bin
We'll let your CSA-subscribing roommate handle this one. “See these grease splotches? This is totally compostable".