12. No one calls it Alpine Inn
Or even Rossotti's. It's Zott's, and only Zott's.
13. Felt Lake is on private land that no one has ever considered all that private
If you duck through the back of the little league field on Alpine Rd and walk past a bunch of nurseries, you definitely won't find yourself and a dozen other people at the lake drinking and swimming.
14. No one recognizes the term "Silicon Alley"
Just stop, NY. You're embarrassing yourself.
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Jamie Davidson is a Bay Area native and technologist. After nearly a decade spent misplaced in SF, he has re-embraced the 'burbs of Silicon Valley. Find him on Twitter @jamiedavidson.