The landlord's brother-in-law came in-between tenants to install some faulty wiring and put in a do-it-yourself hardwood floor that has already started warping.
... of someone else's backyard. How do they have a backyard?!
"Heart of the city!"
They either mean the Tenderloin, or Union Square. Either way, no dice. Dicey, but no dice.
"Lots of parking nearby"
You have to pay at least $300 more than anyone else you live with.
"Two 40+ female roommates seek a third"
And finally, as a bonus: whatever the hell this is, STAY AWAY...