Speakeasy Prohibition Ale
Shhh. This is your local, little secret. Because you support only small, independent businesses... like, uh, La Boulange, and, um, In-N-Out. You’re a rugged individualist. The Teddy Roosevelt of the 21st century. Speak softly and carry a big sixpack. You get down on easy-listening classics of the '80s, with the Hall and Oates Pandora station on heavy rotation. Yet your good taste in beer is belied by a questionable choice in living area. Sure, rental prices are cheaper and parking is easier, but the Outer Sunset? Really? Come on, guy.
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Brad Japhe is a professional drinker and craft beer consultant. Which means he has a big belly and a small income. When he's not waiting in line for Pliny the Younger, he's bitching about the mindless lemmings who are. The easiest way to cyber-bully him is on Twitter @braphe, or in an AOL chatroom, which he still accesses through his mom's dial-up modem.