3. Putting your bike on the bus rack
Kind of defeats the purpose of “riding” your bike in the first place, doesn’t it, you little hipster, you? Also, this is SF, so obviously someone is going to steal it right off the front of the bus. Yes, that’s a thing that happens. Of course it is.
4. Believing any of the Muni schedules
Including Trip Planner, NextBus, or any of the timetables. The problem with the abundance of ghost busses? Only ghosts can ride them. So unless you’re dead -- in which case, ugh, this page view doesn’t even count probably -- that bus will come and go, but you’ll still be standing on the corner. In the cold. Wondering where it all went wrong.