Being on the road during Critical Mass
Even on a bike. Sorry, dude.
Telling your tourist friends you'll do touristy stuff with them
Touristy stuff will always include Fisherman’s Wharf and rarely include whiskey. Meet them for dinner and drinks instead.
Driving across the Bay Bridge at 5pm on a Friday
Yes, you really want to get to Tahoe (why else would you be on The Bridge?). Thing is, you can leave at 7pm and make it there at the exact same time.
Telling the police at the Giants riot you need to get by because your "Uber is down there!"
Actually, never mind. That was totally classic, ridiculous SF.
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Daisy Barringer is Thrillist's SF Editor. Follow her on Twitter @daisy to see her make bad decisions in real time.