The Fremont Invitational

What's wayyyy better than actual golf, putt putt golf, and Mario Golf (assuming you have to play as, ugh, Maple)? Pub Putt Golf, as evidenced by the Fremont Invitational, which features custom-built mini-golf holes set up in nine of the 'hood's sweetest boozers (the one at Woodsky's has a half-pipe, the George & Dragon's one has a... dragon) plus drink/eats deals, and prizes for winning golfers.