Despite the opinion of that d*mn Kelley
who wouldn't even let you drive her home the other night Blue Book, your car can't be the worst ride in the city; now you have evidence of that fact, thanks to Molested Cars, a site cataloging Seatown's most unsightly autos -- those that have been unnecessarily modified, had their appearance intentionally degraded, or are now "all show and no go", though the latter might have dramatically increased Jay Mohr's chances of showing up in a few more movies. Molestation categories include
Trucks: These 4x4 offenders range from a "plastic coated banana" of a Ford Ranger with absurdly flared fenders/running boards, to a "blasphemous" lime-trimmed Wrangler with a roof-mounted spoiler, to a pick-up with a decal reading "Sudden Impact" that, in addition to mismatched paint, is seriously Dirty...Harry.
Imports: The most prolific category includes an otherwise stock, front-wheel drive Mitsubishi fitted with a giant/all-but-useless spoiler; a Honda with a comically oversized "ass" thanks to its body-kit; and a heavily modified two-tone Toyota from the early '90s that Jay=Z would call "Supra-ugly"
Really?: A WTF-type category with examples like an ATV with 20in gold-plated rims, a heavily lifted Benz complete with monster off-road tires, and a Mustang with Daytons and a semi's towering exhaust stacks that reflects America's "gene pool", not to be confused with Gene's pool, which is where Kelley ended up after promptly fleeing your canary yellow Fiero.