Go to DeJa Vu on amateur night
DeJa Vu Showgirls (address and info)
So Seattle strip clubs kinda suck, unless you check out DeJa Vu Downtown on a Thursday at 9pm for Amateur Night, which features dancers hitting the poles for the very first time. Or a Tuesday when there are 2-for-1 dances. Or any night really because you can get three dances for just $40.
ThePalms spanking group
An adults-only spanking group, ThePalms, meets bi-monthly (you JUST missed the last event of 2014, sorry!) for dinner and a good ol’ fashion paddling. If you’ve been naughty, this group is the place to turn for... how do you say? Corrective measures or cosmic retribution. You have to be invited to join the banquet-style dinners and subsequent parties -- find more information here.