7. Graciously take out-of-towners to Seattle Center when they visit
Shhh... don’t tell anyone, but the Space Needle is actually kinda cool, and you can always use an excuse to stop by Big Food or Skillet.
8. Stop acting like marijuana is a big deal
Dude, it’s legal now, and easier to get than, like, foie gras, so just calm down already.
9. Be generous with your deck on the 4th of the July
Yes, we’d love to come watch the fireworks on Lake Union at your house, thanks for asking!
10. Tell anyone thinking of moving here that Seattle’s got nothing but problems
We’re already the fastest growing major city in America... how many more Californians can we possibly handle?