3. All your cute girls are strippers -- Despite having an estimated 650,000 fewer female residents, the Portland metro's got more than 10 times the number of strip clubs, which sounds like a great thing… err, okay, it is a great thing, until it's time for her to meet your parents.
4. Seattle revolutionized the beverage industry -- In addition to the world's most successful coffee slinger, Starbucks, Seattle boasts America's most successful craft brewery, Redhook. Oh, and Portland, before you get all righteous about the abundance of micro-brewers down South, we've even got more of those, too.
5. Sounders vs. Timbers isn't really a rivalry -- We dominate the all-time series, and we're so proud you're able to fill Jeld-Wen Field every week that we won't even mention the fact that the average attendance at a Sounders match would do that twice over. Oops!