8. (Go back the other way, we’ll stop and) eat at Dick’s
If you don’t get that reference, please see #4 immediately… then go to Seattle’s favorite drive-in.
9. Have an REI membership
Just in case someone asks you to go snowboarding/hiking/camping/etc.
10. Become a Sonics fan
That means loving guys like Slick Watts, Jack Sikma, The X-Man, Gary Payton, Shawn Kemp, and Detlef Schrempf. And hating people like Howard Schultz, Clay Bennett, David Stern, and Nick Licata.