Turtles In Ascots

Started by a Seattle-based graphic designer/illustrator because the "gentlemanly turtle" has been maligned for too long, this new Tumblr catalogs Photoshopped shots of snottily attired reptiles, some with suitably patrician subtitles, and some superimposed with text, like one claiming that "99% of the melons are nommed by 1% of the turtles", which is true if by "nommed" you mean "creepily ogled from outside Vince's bedroom".