Despite the Mayans prediction that, this year, John Cusack would destroy the world while driving his ex-wife's boyfriend around in a limo, celebrate the fact that it hasn't happened yet by potentially destroying a very different type of sphere at Smash Putt 2012: Mini Golf Apocalypse.
For the next two months, the purveyors of mechanized mayhem behind the original
way Tiger divided his time on tour Smash Putt are bringing a bigger/even more raucous brand of apocalypse-inspired mini golf to a vacant SoDo warehouse, where their mischievous course promises to leave "your balls smashed and your holes thrashed late into the night". Yep, that's a quote. The fun includes:
Mutually Assured Golf Ball Destruction: In addition to a hole boasting a plexiglass chamber stocked with various ball-destroying power tools, the course ends at the par-two "Deconstruction Zone" where success literally means getting your ball drilled, something previously only available during soccer free kicks...in weird sex clubs.