Telling your tourist friends you'll do touristy stuff with them
Unless they want to go to Pike Place Market on, like, a Tuesday morning.
Bragging to your friends about the sweet apartment you found for under $1,000 a month
Sure, it's got a big bedroom, a washer/dryer, and secure parking, but now you've got no friends.
Heading up to the pass without chains
Now you've ruined everyone's snowboarding trip.
Going to McDonald's on 3rd and Pike
Remember how we said earlier that every place in Seattle is safe. We may have been wrong about that. Sorry.
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