Thrillist's Oscar Bingo

Rather than spending the entire 83rd Oscars hoping they'll show Samuel L. Jackson in a Kangol, get points for when it actually happens with Thrillist's Oscar Bingo: 24 randomly generated potential events to watch for, like unfunny over-the-top sketches, unexplained attendees, and enough Charlie Sheen references to blow your mind, or whatever he does with that stuff.