By now you’ve probably heard that Toronto’s Mayor Rob Ford parties hard, like really hard. Like, staggering around the streets drunk and possibly high on crack. He admitted to using crack cocaine, but he also said he has no plans on stepping down and then he said, “God bless the people of Toronto.” So, obviously, he’s totally forgiven -- but in case you weren’t sure, here are 16 reasons Bobby Ford should stay on as Toronto’s top cheese
16. He’s not the most corrupt Canadian mayor. Hell, he might not even be in the top five. Montreal’s mayor got arrested for “Mafia extortion”, so it would be kind of a waste for him to step down for something as petty as hitting the pipe now and again.
15. He wears amazing ties
14. Toronto has no recall or impeachment mechanism, so WHY SHOULD HE, PEASANTS?