10. Make or know someone who makes artisanal something
Jam, jelly, kimchee, hot sauce, bread, lip balm... it doesn’t matter as long as it’s made by hand, in small batches. Ideally with ingredients foraged from the woods somewhere.
11. Have a hobby that’s vaguely old-timey
Maybe it’s macramé, maybe it’s churning butter, maybe it’s foraging in order to make all those organic jellies, but it has to be crafty in a pioneer person sort of way.
About rent prices, bad service, the weather, traffic, hipsters, hipsters taking over your favourite bar. Anything really.