My omelet will make it acceptable for me to drink like the rapture is coming.
Fun fact: everyone in DC likes to make it seem like they are trying to balance the federal budget all by themselves. They’ll find a way to come out though. And then send the same text two weeks later. Repeat.
Typically around 2am. DC works hard and booty calls efficiently.
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