DC is filled with the most powerful people in the world. But power corrupts. Sometimes it corrupts people into being douchebags (and let’s be honest, some people were fully formed douches before they up and transplanted their way here). Are you one of them? Here are 33 signs you just might be.
1. You’re wearing a full suit at a dive bar past midnight
Get over yourself. Or at least lose the tie.
2. You just scoffed at said dive bar’s Scotch selection
“I said SINGLE MALT…”
3. You just stepped out of said dive bar to smoke a cigar
Maybe stop taking all your style cues from Anchorman?
4. You dress like every day is Derby Day
Fun fact: DC is not a Southern city (160 miles from Philly). So stop acting like DC is an SEC school and lose the Brooks Brothers.
5. You make every conversation political
I just asked what you wanted on your pizza. How did we start talking about Nebraska’s 2nd Congressional District?