9. Forget that Uber drivers RATE YOU TOO
Be nice, or you’ll get burned.
10. Forget to bring reusable grocery bags
Problem 1: $$$$. Problem 2: You’ll be publicly bag-shamed by the peeps at Whole Foods.
11. Metro to Chinatown for an authentic Dim Sum experience
Hop in thine car and get yourself to somewhere more like Wheaton or even Silver Spring.
12. End the night covered in sweat in the basement of Café Saint-Ex
Or any of these bad decision bars.
13. Hook up with any of thine co-workers
This is a VERY small town that revolves around work. You may need to hire/fire this person in the future. This is why you simply cannot do #12.