Although St. Patrick's Day raises many interesting questions -- mainly of the "where am I?"/"why did I just do that?" variety -- the most important is always: "why are we not doing sweet bar crawls like this every weekend?". The answer of course, is that you never had Thrillist Rewards throwing you a deeply discounted Pre-Patty's Crawl... until now.
For just $25, our bros at Rewards (who put together cool stuff, then, you know, sell it to you) are hooking up a March 10th, eight-stop romp through Dupont (and beyond!) to warm you up for/replace that stupid other romp you're probably planning to hit the following Saturday. Each spot on the tour'll hook you up with a different drink and appetizer (eight appetizers!? the madness!), with booze ranging from a beer at The Mighty Pint, to rum at 19th, to more rum at Cafe Citron.
Buy the Reward and get your friends to do the same -- unless, like a misanthropic baby, you prefer to crawl alone -- then check in to either James Hoban's or The Exchange between 1p and 4p, and you'll be free to hit the remaining seven spots in whatever order you want thanks to a card that'll get punched full of holes, which, by the way, recalls another one of the risks of bar-crawling on actual St. Patty's Day.