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These are the 9 most messed up DC haunted houses

Published On 10/23/2013 Published On 10/23/2013
Markoff's Haunted Forest Haunted Houses Washington DC
Markoff's Haunted Forest / Calleva Inc.
Bennett's Curse
Cox Farm Fields of Fear
Field of Screams: Scream City
Shocktober at Paxton Manor
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1. Bennett's Curse 8024 Max Blobs Park Rd, Jessup, MD 20794

Enter Castle Bennett, but beware, it’s crawling with roving “vampyres”. After you finish the haunted house, put on some 3D glasses and step into Zombie Kingdom 3D, or hit up Blob’s Park Bavarian Beer Garden.

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2. The Curse of Frau Mueller 50 Florida Ave NE, Washington, DC 20001

“Ich komme zuruck", or "I will return" was the only message Frau Helga Mueller left behind after the bodies of missing children turned up on her doorstep exactly 100 years ago. Shortly after the gruesome discovery, the home of Frau Mueller burned down. You don’t have to leave the District to explore this 50,000 square feet of sheer terror based on true events.

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3. Fright at the Museum 575 7th St NW, Washington, DC 20001

Fright at the Museum: Dead Men Walking takes place at the DC Crime Museum. And sure, deep down you know the actors in this thing are Georgetown students earning their bar tabs, but seeing them suffer in gas chambers still means nightmares.

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4. Cox Farms Fields Of Fear 15621 Braddock Rd, Centreville, VA 20120

Fields of Fear is aptly titled: you walk for 3/4 of a mile through a 20-acre pitch-black cornfield. And there's touching involved.

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5. Markoff's Haunted Forest 19120 Martinsburg Rd, Dickerson, MD 20842

Sign up for the haunted canopy tour and you’ll have to maneuver a ropes course in the dark while creepy dudes screw with you from the trees. Hook yourself into a series of zip lines while you dodge god-knows-what.

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6. Field of Screams: Scream City 4501 Olney Laytonsville Rd, Olney, MD 20832

More than 126 people have asked to be removed from the haunted trail this year alone. In addition to this 35min leisurely stroll through the forest where a farmer was totally normally SKINNED ALIVE, there's a side attraction in the field called Zombie Paintball Apocalypse.

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7. Pev's Park Terrorville 39835 New Rd, Aldie, VA 20105

Enter Zombie Rumple, combat inside a massive ring where like a quagillion zombies will ATTACK YOU and try to steal your flags.

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8. Shocktober at Paxton Manor 601 Catoctin Cir NE, Leesburg, VA 20176

The tour of Paxton Manor, Funhouse, and Haunted Well of Souls are so scary that you have to print and sign a waiver before arriving on the premises. There are clowns. Lots and lots of clowns.

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9. Route 29 Haunted House 5303 Lee Highway, Warrenton, VA 20186

You have to be at least 13 to go, they've got see-through body bags hanging from the ceiling with (maybe real?) people in them, and they made the exit smaller and harder to find this year, so yeah.