5. Relying on WMATA to get you anywhere
What, you hadn't figured out that it's just a sick and twisted social experiment on how much frustration humans can endure? Like that time the Federal Triangle station did its impression of Venice.
6. Not checking out all that H St NE has to offer
What, is it "too much of a schlep"? Get over it. The reasonable drink prices and all-around fantastic night out will more than make up for your ride fare.
7. Making one fateful wrong turn on Whitehurst Freeway
If you've done it, you know all too well.