8. Snow causes federal employees to compulsively check the internet
The Office of Public Management's website, to be exact. If the government closes, nonessential federal employees everywhere will rejoice!
9. You’re never too old for a snow day, or as DC calls it: a "work-from-home" day
Of COURSE you're going to work hard today. Right after that Price Is Right Showcase Showdown...
10. It doesn't really snow until NBC4’s Pat Collins measures it with his snow-stick
Measurable snow? Pat is on it! And wearing a decorative hat.
11. We give our snowstorms nerdy nicknames
Like "Snowpocalypse," "Carmageddon," and "Snowquester" (yes, that last one was a winter storm that happened when Congress was in budget sequestration).