Suits and Boots

For a late-January "taste of spring break madness", check out this driving range in Alexandria, natch, where their winter blowout'll include a 20min “Grizzly Burger Challenge”, tropical drinks & beach-themed food specials, and the requirement that everyone show up in "unseasonable swimwear", so if you're going to golf in a Speedo, just make sure it's only your hook that's curving hard to the left.