While any political player knows the importance of discretion, Hillary Clinton is unique in her constant vigilance to guard secrets that could destroy a Bill. For the accurate, source-obtained, fact-checked record of the Secretary's private musings, enjoy What Hillary Whispered
Created by a shadowy first-time Tumblr...er, WHW's an all-in-good-fun collection of hilarious, imagined captions to pictures of Hillary playing human telephone, all started after a chance stumble upon a pic of Mrs. Clinton whispering to Huma Abedin sparked the realization that "she is full of secrets", which helps explain why she's strong enough for a man. Highlights include
With John Edwards
Out on the campaign trail, Clinton employs her long-perfected skill at calming over-sexed males, assuring an excited John Edwards with "Yes I know. I have seen boobs before"
With Huma Abedin
While this photo is actually from her campaign in '08, WHS imagines that Hillary's asking right-hand woman/Weiner-wife Abedin: "Have you considered running for his seat?"...unlike most other women, who are actually running from it
With Michelle Obama
H. Clints does her best to crack up the current First Lady by whispering "I also Dougie", illustrating just one more trait possessed by all good politicians: the ability to dance.