Regardless of your city quadrant or state locale, the DC region is known for its patchwork of neighborhoods. The neighborhood you have chosen says more about you as a person than you might think, unless you're too busy ripping shots to think, in which case... hey, are you in Adams Morgan? Find out what your DC 'hood says about you, and if you don't see yours, feel free to have a go at it in the comments.
You have a bit of a split-personality thing happening. On any given night you could be downing Millie & Al’s JELL-O shots and/or (most likely and) an entire Jumbo Slice pizza. But then, you also have the refinement to appreciate the escargot hush puppies at Mintwood Place and the duck confit at Roofer’s Union. Also, you should call your parents more.