You're huddled up in a corner at Hellbender Brewing Company hoping no one notices that your relatively secluded, out-of-the-way neighborhood has developed quite the nice little bar- and restaurant-scene.
You have an unreasonably expensive purebred dog, an even more unreasonably expensive stroller for your new child, and one foot out the door on your inevitable move to the suburbs.
Chevy Chase/Friendship Heights
People in Friendship Heights may have discerning tastes (Tiffany's, Jimmy Choo, and Bulgari) but they also drive a pretty hard bargain (TJ Maxx and Marshalls). Also, they are not necessarily as friendly as the name would imply.