DC's got no shortage of white guys with bad raps, from Richard Armitage getting blasted for leaking a CIA agent's name, to John Boehner getting blasted for just constantly leaking. Now, it's about to be flooded with even more: White People Rapping Poorly.
From a Boston College kid who got bored over break, WPRP's a commentary-abetted Tumblr with curated clips of the "best of the worst" Caucasians spitting their illest, all in support of the founder's contention that "Science has shown that for every Eminem, there are approximately 598,467 white people that try to rap but can't" -- meaning the slick second verse in "Last Resort" is even further evidence of the (Papa) Roach's ability to defy scientific odds. Standardly hilarious honky hip hop clips include a bleached Em wanna-be stumbling through lines involving "Boner Bill", a wispily mustached man vocalizing into a public library's webcam (complete with weary onlooker), and two white-collar rhyme-slayers rapping about "getting crunk with Turbotax", a feat most easily accomplished by just drinking 10 40's. Things get next-level pathetic with white foreign people rapping poorly, from a nonsensical French girl Franco-phoning via a shaky camera, to a Yankee-cap'd German cracker dropping repeated n-bombs while riding a Segway and covering Soulja Boy, clearly on his way to Ãœbermensch that hoe.
Ever pushing the frontiers of whiteness, WPRP's also got a Twitter feed to keep you updated with the latest clips, and asks you to dig up and submit your own favorites, ensuring that even if C-SPAN goes dead, you'll still be able to laugh at something pouring out of the Speaker.