Food & Drink

Eve

Sitting atop her new steak/seafoodery Beso, Mrs. Tony Parker's frighteningly lavish Eve hits you with a crap-ton of crystal chandeliers, floor-to-ceiling mirrored windows, a 50-foot arched ceiling, and gator-patterned VIP booths. Ludicrous cocktails include the $3,500 Diamond Rose (Hennessy Richard/Cointreau Noir/Dom Perignon Rosé 2000 in a take-home Tiffany crystal flute, with a loose diamond thrown in for good measure), and the bargain-basement, Davidoff Cigar Gift Set-accompanied $3,000 Phantom Side Car: Remy Martin Louis XIII/Grand Mariner 150th/hand pressed lemon juice and 24-karat gold flake, which you will instantly slip into an envelope and send in for cash, because MC Hammer told you it's the right thing to do.