The Abbey Bocktoberfest

Because they want to endanger you, The Abbey's giving you all the Benediction Bock you can handle for 12 hours on Sundays, from 1pm to 1am, for a measly $15. Their house-made brew's got a light mahogany hue, a rocky white head, flavors like malt and toffee and an alcohol level of around 8%, which may result in you pushing the unemployment rate above 10% come Monday.