Argonaut Shrimpfest/ Pirate Party

Next Tuesday, H Street's "Grandfather of hip eateries" is hosting a nonsensical celebration of crustaceans and marauding seafarers: $40 ($30 w/ pirate costume) gets you 3 hours of "Booty Beer" (actually, RedHook IPA) and an all-you-can-eat trough of fried, boiled, BBQ, and steamed shrimp -- if that's not enough for Bubba, he knows where he can on-a-stick it.