The Bacathlon

From the guys who brought you mayonnaise wrestling and Bacon Salt, "the world's first bacon-themed multi-sport athletic event" includes drink specials, free bacon tattoos, samples of new bacon products (flavored "mmmveloples") and an attempt to set an unbreakable World Record for Bacon Eating involving a local pro eater, and some local celebs dumb enough to step on his gastro-turf.