Bowl with NBA'ers

Be better than a pro athlete at something, at this charity bowling night thrown by former Terps high-flyer Laron Profit to celebrate his b-day/support the Haiti relief efforts; toss him a really-not-so-bad donation, and you'll be set up to roll rocks with NBA stars including scoring king Kevin Durant, bearded wonder Baron Davis, G-Town not-alum Jeff Green, mask enthusiast Rip Hamilton, and of course, Wizards longtimer Brendan Haywood. While they'll try and set everyone up with the player of their choice, there's obviously only so many people per lane, so get in touch quick, or, you know...Brendan Haywood.