Dirty Diamond

Hit the Khyber Friday night for the Vagina Jam, where Philly's own troubadour of tastelessness Dirty Diamond will regale the crowd with his tawdry takes on Neil Diamond songs, classics like "Girl, Get That Abortion Soon", "Sweet Cocaine Line", and "Forever With Blue Balls", which loses authenticity points when preceded by his other hit "I Came, I Said!".